It’s nice that you’re interested in talking to me. The great thing is that I’m not difficult to find.
Please drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. I promise I will reply.
Or, if that’s not your kind of thing, you can find me on Twitter: @chepchumba_m. Slide into a girl’s DMs, would you?
Or, if you insist on being difficult (or you want to give me a job or something serious like that), you can fill the contact form below and I will get back to you. Deal?
Okay, I shall be waiting eagerly by the phone.